Toddler Tales: Translation

Joshua is half Danish, and I swear he switches over to Dansk even though his daddy says he doesn't. There are just times I cannot understand that child.

" [Garbled speech.] "

"Huh?"

" [More garbled speech.] "

"I do not know what you are saying."

"Um. I am saying [garbled speech again]."

"Oh, you want to play with Zoe's bracelet."

"Yeah!"

Sometimes all it takes is a running start.